This CD features five artist's versions of muzak. Each song is interspersed with advertising jargon to simulate the experience of chain-retail shopping. These advertising buzzwords were categorized into: Wholesome, Old Timey, Luxury, Extreme, and Bargain. These catagory words were then put into nonsensical phrases that are frighteningly understandable due to our fluency in the language of advertising. This is the language that advances the sprawl.

They were placed (by some anonymous persons) in the cardboard CD islands in front of the electronics section.

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